Project Description

Baxter Wetlab


Chief Morale Officer

Baxter was born in the Northern suburbs of Seattle to a family of English lineage via the Canadian province of Labrador. Baxter has dedicated his life to elevating the happiness and joy of everyone he meets. He is a patient and gifted raconteur specializing in intense eye contact, causing most people to open up and do all the talking as he patiently listens. When he likes what he hears from you, he’s known to rapidly articulate his backbone’s flexible extension which creates a hypnotic effect causing those around him to involuntarily throw him food. Baxter’s intense dedication to his profession reflects great credit upon himself, his pack, and labrador retrievers everywhere.